Pandemic Diary: How to escape in the dark

Twelve steps

Step one:

Study your captor, your gatekeeper - the one who patrols the edges of your freedom. Pay attention. Learn how the prison guard thinks.

Step two:

Forget the prison guard. You don't need the prison guard. Fuck the prison guard. He is not real - that was never what kept you stuck in the tower/the castle/the marriage/the dead end job.

Step three:

Walk o…